How To Talk Dirty

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This article, by Chloe Anderson, was originally published on ModernMan.com. It is unedited by AskMen.

 

True story: I once dated a guy who compulsively grunted “Oh yeah, you like that? You like that?” almost the entire time he was on top of me. And no, I did not like that.

What I would have liked is if he had been a little less generic and repetitive. And since studies show that couples who get verbally nasty in bed report increased levels of intimacy and relationship satisfaction, I think it’s safe to say that knowing how to talk dirty is an essential component to good sex. Thing is, as Mr. You Like That proved, it’s not always easy for some guys to do — or to do well. So here are some basic, lady-friendly rules to get you started …

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No.5 Initiate A Naughty Q&A

Questions like “Does that feel good?” or “Do you like when I touch you like this?” can help get the ball rolling. And if you find yourself on the receiving end of these questions, know that a grunted “Uh-huh” or a bland, “Why yes dear, that does, in fact, feel good” are not acceptable answers. Have a little gumption! Try “That feels so f*cking good” or “No one has ever touched me like that before” so she know she’s not in bed with a corpse — and that you think she’s better in bed than one.

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Top 10: Ways To Become Irresistible To Women

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Let's face it: Hot, interesting women can pick and choose the men they want to date. The problem is most men obsess about things they can't change about themselves like their looks, their car or their job. Truth is, none of that's changing anytime soon, so you need to maximize what you have. Once you know how to do that, you can become irresistible to any woman, even if she seems "out of your league." Check out these top 10 ways to become irresistible to women you dream about right here.

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No.10 Be romantic

Romance is about more than the run-up to sex; it's also about more than buying her flowers and lighting candles. It's really about looking past the surface of a woman and letting her know that you love what you see. It's about having the imagination to spot opportunities and drop a perfect compliment at the right moment, or tell a fascinating story that shows you know what matters to her. Learn to do that, and you'll become irresistible to women in a way that makes gifts a thing of the past.

 

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Top 10: Ass Models

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Sure, you know your fair share of models by face and name, but how about by ass? To let you put names to butts we’ve put together a list of the top 10 ass models, just so you know whose end belongs to whom. These are models who have a stand-out rears that they’ve made a living on or are earning on right now. To make the list, each model has to have had popular showings in films, advertising or other campaigns. While J-Lo’s mountainous rear has earned her enough of a following that she’s rumored to have insured it for $27 million, and Kim Kardashian’s celebrated rump has people wondering whether she’s paid to perfect it, our top 10 ass models list is filled with women whose celebrity comes purely from their one glorious ass-et. Sadly, that disqualifies Victoria's Secret Angels.
So, who’s got the best butt in the biz? Find out on our top 10 ass models list.

Number 10

Kari Byron

Her first taste of fame: modeling her ass to create a 3-D model for the majority of a Mythbusters shows on Discovery Channel. Her ass grabbed her fans, which she translated into a modeling stint for FHM magazine. Ultimately, Kari Byron turned her success around so that eyes saw more of her face than her butt, as a regular host on Mythbusters. However, this didn’t stop Wired magazine readers from voting her the People’s Choice Sexy Geek of 2006. Will she create the first 3-D butt modeling agency? Stay tuned.

Number 9

Absolutely Amber

Amber is a bonafide ass-shakin', hip-hop honey. She introduced her derriere to a modeling agency, then rode it in hip-hop videos for Tony Yayo, Twista, Lloyd, and Eminem. However, Absolutely Amber's butt found a home in more than just videos. She’s revealed it for King, Smooth and Vibe magazines. Now this top 10 ass model is shaking her ass for money on her website AbsolutelyAmber.com.

Number 8

Anita Hart

Need a stunt butt? Anita’s is primed for the part. She’s stood in for stars like Pam Anderson, Brooke Shields, Liz Hurley, and even a former model, Cindy Crawford. Considered one of the top butt doubles in entertainment, she’s also parlayed her behind into advertising. One of Anita's best-known campaigns was for a company called Slendertone in 2001. Her ass was the talk of the town in London, where it appeared on posters across the city.

Number 7

Linda Teglovic

You know the hands that spread butter, the legs with panty hose and the asses in jeans in TV commercials? They belong to a body-part model, and Linda Teglovic is one of the best. Starting out as a normal model, Teglovic got more and more calls for modeling gigs that involved just only certain body parts -- this included her butt. She modeled for tons of brands like Valentino, Tod’s and Kodak. However, her real coup was setting herself up as a female ass pimp. For retirement, she opened a body-parts model agency. Now she just relies on a roster of asses to pay the rent.

Number 6

Buffie "The Body" Carruth

Buffie got back, and back and back. She broke out her booty in a 2005 hip-hop video, and guys haven’t been able to get enough -- even when Buffie’s ass, that some politely describe as “voluptuous” or “ample,” has more than plenty to go around. It’s appeared in magazines like Vibe, Source and Black Men, starred in a few more hip-hop videos and it even shown up on the big screen. Also, Buffie Carruth’s shot her own DVD, produced her own calendar and has her own website to sell her pictures. The Body’s booty has definitely given her a massive cushion to fall back on -- financially of course.

Number 5

Krista Kennedy

Krista makes a cushy living off her tushy. She’s modeled for Vogue, Harpers, GQ, Marie Claire, and Dove. This top 10 ass model's shape is well known in the fashion world where many call her “the real body.” She’s also appeared on Oprah and The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, where she gave the general public a free look. You want to pay for a piece? Look out, that could run you up to $10,000; Krista’s ass is worth more than the seats she sits on.

Number 4

Kaho Watanabe

Who has the best ass in Japan? According to a lingerie company’s “best bottom” competition, Kaho Watanabe. It turned out she showed great poise to secure the win because she’d burned her biscuit on an iron before the show. Who knew ass modeling was dangerous? While she went on to lose in the international category that crowned our No. 4 ass model as bum No. 1, her ass is still celebrated on tons of Japanese-themed blogs. No word yet on when she’ll graduate to a billboard.

Number 3

CoCo

With an ass that’s rumored to have implants, Ice-T’s wife CoCo -- aka Nicole Austin -- has used her butt to draw in plenty of guys’ eyes. Her big splash came with a photo shoot for Smooth magazine that dropped a lot of jaws, and generated a lot of calls. Playboy was one of those calls, and she answered for their March 2008 issue. With so much buzz around CoCo's butt, she chose to establish her own website, which, like other ass models, she uses to sell pictures, DVDs, posters, and anything else she can think up. CoCo-branded air fresheners anyone?

Number 2

Kristina Dimitrova

So, who has the best ass in the land? According to UK lingerie firm, Sloggi, 19-year-old Kristina Dimitrova. The company held a huge competition to judge the world’s best ass and all judges pointed to her golden backside. In return, Dimitrova won a modeling contract with Sloggi for their international advertising campaign, and an insurance policy for one year on her butt. If she can avoid sitting on hot oven tops or getting welts playing paintball, her breadbasket stands a good chance of churning out plenty of bread for years to come.

Number 1

Vida Guerra

You may have glimpsed her ass as a lingerie model for FHM magazine in 2002. After that, you couldn’t escape it. Shortly after, Vida Guerra was voted for “The Best Butt Award” and ranked in the magazine’s top 100 sexiest females. Then she brought her ass to a world with an unrivaled appetite for it: hip-hop. Starring in music videos for Nelly, Kanye West and a few others, she soon established some firm ass cred. This inspired Vida to produce her own swimsuit calendars and DVD to sell through her website. However, in 2005 her camera phone was hacked. Tons of nude photos of her were uploaded to the internet. Tragic, we know. Then her loss turned into an even bigger gain for guys. To take ownership of her nudity -- i.e., to make money off it -- Guerra signed with Playboy for a nude pictorial in July 2006. Now we’re all much richer for it.

booty babes galore

Baby got back to pay the bills. From the butt double world of Hollywood to hip-hop video girls to exclusive body part models, our top 10 ass models make good cash off their ass. Thanks to a rear end that stars front and center, it’s a good bet their moneymaker will provide them even more cash to come.

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Valentine's Day Gifts: Smell

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Scents can invoke desires. If an aroma of a tasty meal passes by your nose, chances are you’re going to start to feel hungry. A fantastic-smelling woman can get you going and a perfectly scented room can get her in the mood to jump you.

How To Speak To Women

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John Locke is a professor of linguistics at Lehman College, City University of New York. He is the author of Duels and Duets: Why Men and Women Talk So Differently (Cambridge University Press).
Women are complicated beings. When a woman chooses a man, she thinks abut his personal qualities, not just the way he looks. In first-date conversations, women listen for signs of masculinity and intelligence. They are looking for a man who will be entertaining and fun. In a partner, women want a man who also has a job with a good income and the possibility of advancement.

Overcoming Performance Anxiety

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"To make sexual concerns and performance anxiety secretive, or to internalize and repress them, only makes the issues worse."

One of the greatest sexual and emotional obstacles for men today is performance anxiety. Those who battle it on a regular basis know how crippling and debilitating worrying about it can be. The problem is in the term itself: "performance anxiety."

The Truth About Online Dating

Dating Isn't Dead: Men Are Just Pickier
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"When a man texts a woman to go on a crappy date, it’s not a sign that civilization is crumbling or that love is dead; it’s just a sign that he wasn’t all that into her to begin with."

This is a not-at-all interesting article in the New York Times that makes a valiant effort to pretend to be a groundbreaking exposé of modern dating culture. This may shock you, but this piece regrets to inform you that young men are no longer leaving calling cards in their intended’s parents’ foyers.
What the article really is, like most things written by or about millennials, is an overwrought exploration of millennial delusions and lack of self-awareness.

Curvy Model of The Month: Victoria Lee

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I was discovered: By Factor Women, formally Elite Models, in my hometown of Atlanta. I just started college and met a friend from doing the homecoming fashion show on campus. My friend had a real desire to go see some agencies. So I went to be supportive, and I left there with a meeting scheduled the following week to discuss

Ladies-Take off those “BORING PANTIES” & Throw ‘Em AWAY, it’s time to wear some LINGERIE ! ! !

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Keeping Things Exciting

Here Are A Few Ways To Keep Your Relationship Exciting
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There is a big difference between having sex in a relationship and having great sex in a relationship. A wise man once told me that if sex is an issue with your partner, it can be 80% of the discussion; if it is great, it will only be 20% of the dialogue. The latter sounds like a much healthier situation to us. Here are a few videos that take you through some of the ways to take things up a notch. We can lead you to the water, but it's up to you to drink it.

10 simple statements that are worth a thousand dirty pictures

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The first time I got naked with Ben, somewhere between peeling off my shirt and unzipping my jeans, he whispered, "You're all soft and shit."
It looks pathetic in print, but at the time, my knees turned to pudding. It helped that his voice was steady and soft, his lips close to my ear. That his words were an endearing mix of tender and guy. That he said it at the moment his hands were securely wrapped around the small of my back and his bare chest was pressed against mine; the moment when I'll believe anything a man tells me.
Later, as we lay facing each other, listening to John Mayer, Ben locked his brown eyes with mine, leaned in, and said, "You do good work."

20 Dirty Words You Should NEVER Say to a Woman

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It’s no surprise that strong sexual communication skills can lead to a more satisfying time in the sack. But which words you choose may have more of an impact than you think, according to a new study in the Journal of Sex Research. Choose your words wisely. She's judging you. Researchers asked 293 married people to fill out questionnaires about their sex lives, how often they talked about sex with their partner, and how satisfied they were with their marriage. People then looked at a list of 44 sex terms—split into clinical terms like “labia,” erotic words like “climax,” slang like “give head,” and dirty stuff like “pussy”—and rated how frequently they used them when talking about sex. Surprisingly, the more couples used sex slang, the more satisfied they felt with their relationship and sexual communication. If your pillow talk has been a bit vanilla lately, we’ll teach you how to take it to

15 Condom Mistakes You’re Making

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Putting on a condom may seem second nature to you by now, but are you actually doing it the right way? Sadly fellas, the latest research suggests you might not be.

Researchers from Indiana University analyzed 50 studies on condom usage, and after punching the numbers on 16 years of data, they found a laundry list of errors. Could you be making one of them? Check out the top 15 things that couples are doing wrong when gearing up for getting down.

4 Sex Positions Every Man Should Try

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Give her an O every time.

As the classic comedy Clerks famously quipped, it’s simple for men to reach orgasm. (“Insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.”)

But for her to reach the big O? Count the ways. According to the latest research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, vaginal and clitoral orgasms are, in fact, separate sensations.

Don’t obsess over the source of her pleasure, though—just try something new. Interest in testing out new positions actually makes a big difference in her pleasure and her arousal, explains Jen Landa, M.D., Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD and author of The Sex Drive Solution for Women.

7 Signs You’re Being Catfished

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It happens to the best of us, bro.

Something smells fishy in South Bend. Catfishy, that is. (Sorry, we had to.)

After months of tear-jerking, soft-focus sob stories about Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s brave struggle to overcome the tragic death of his young girlfriend, Deadspin.com published a shocking revelation: Te’o’s lost love, Lennay Kekua, does not (and never did) exist. At least, not outside of the cyber universe.

The 4 Biggest Sex Myths

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We hold these truths to be self-evident: You think about sex more than she does. You’ve had more partners than her. You’re more likely to orgasm.

Trouble is, you’re wrong, according to a new University of Michigan review examining common sex stereotypes.

“I’ve always been suspicious of research on gender differences in sexuality,” explains review author, Terri Conley, Ph.D., and professor of psychology at the University of Michigan. “Our culture is too inclined to take the easy interpretation of a lot of findings.”

Here are the 4 biggest sex myths—and how you can use the truth to your advantage.

ByLangley.com Unveils 2013 Valentine’s Day Trend

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6 Signs She’s Good in Bed Before You Get Her Home

Curious about her sexual style? Her favorite ice cream flavor and athletic prowess may mean more than you think.

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Ever wonder what a girl will be like in bed before you’ve slept with her? Believe it or not, there are actually plenty of ways to tell — and no, we’re not talking about whether or not she deep throats her banana for breakfast. According to experts, you can get serious intel about what your girl will be like between the sheets by looking at everything from the way she kisses to her favorite ice cream flavor. Here are six key factors to consider.

10 Common Sex Mistakes

Do these things less, have sex more.

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It's the third date, and you know what that means: time for sex! OK, not really (unless the world really does work like Sex and the City, in which case, kill yourself), but you'll know when it's that date. The one that, rather than ending with a kiss on the cheek and a box of tissues, results in an invitation to her place for a nightcap (or an acceptance of yours). There simply isn't an exact science to the game of love (or lovemaking, for that matter), but there are some oblivious moves that will ensure she doesn't want to see you ever again. So, if you like this girl, or at the very least like slapping flappies with this girl, crack open a bottle (not a box) of wine, sit back and don't do these things. And don't call it "slapping flappies."

9 Sex Positions That'll Get Her Off Every Time

With these orgasm-inducing techniques, she’ll never fake it again (and she has been faking it, FYI.)

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Listen up, gentlemen. It’s time to start pleasing your ladies. A recent study from Indiana University found that 85% of men said that their partner had an orgasm when they had sex—while only 64% of women said that they themselves had one. Oof. Bottom line: while you think you might be pleasing her, more often than not, you’re missing the mark. “Women know that most guys want them to reach O-land, and they don't want to disappoint,” says Dorian Solot, a sex educator and co-author of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. “So all too often, women fake orgasms, or just let their partner assume they had one.” If you want to guarantee the real deal, stick to these nine positions that will work every time.

5 Sex Moves You Think She Likes, But Doesn't

The bedroom moves that sound good in theory, but only turn her off.

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You’ve been around the block once or twice, and no, we’re not talking alternate side of the street parking. We’re talking sex. You’ve done your homework, boned up on the finer points of doing the deed, and when it comes to getting busy between the sheets—or whatever your locale of choice—you can be trusted to bring it on, bring it home and just...bring it. You’re the man. The love guru. A sexual rock star. But you know what? You might be mistaken. While you may be certain your performance is hitting all the right notes, in reality, your off-key love song can potentially get you sacked in the sack. (But always remember: all women were not created equal, especially on the playing field of sexual yeas and nays. One girl's thrill is another’s What are you doing?, but cut these deal breakers from your curriculum, and you're off to a good start.)

 

The Pro

Beware being the guy who believes that having an encyclopedic education in Tantra, The Kama Sutra and the collected works of Dr. Ruth Westheimer makes you a proficient lover. A little knowledge may be a dangerous thing, but so is a lot of knowledge in the wrong hands, tongues or other man bits, and as everyone knows, theory and practice are two very different animals. The guy who is certain he can “give” a woman an orgasm operates on the misconception that a woman’s orgasm is his to give. It’s not. Yes, you can and should help her get there, but the long, short, thick, thin and yeah, just right there of it is: a woman’s climax is her own. A man so goal-oriented that he focuses solely on “pleasuring his woman,” can expect to achieve the same result as one who doesn't care whether his partner gets off at all. He’s running through his checklist, and an hour of oohing and ahhing later, she’s thinking, "Are we there yet?"

The One-Noter

Ah, the clitoris: The seat of so much pleasure, and the temple to so many misconceptions. Is clitoral stimulation a good thing? Of course it is. Can there be too much of a good thing. You betcha. While the ruby pearl is a magic button, it’s certainly not the only one. Direct contact or fancy finagling down below are not givens, nor should sex necessarily begin and end “on the dot.” If your idea of foreplay is to shove a hand between her legs and have at it, don’t be surprised if she shuts down rather than lights up. Every woman has her own timing, tempo and preferred sequence of events. Learn to read her music or you may get the hook.

The Rebel

Porn movies are fantasies. Many things you see in them may make for fabulous wank fodder, but when going one-on-one with a real partner of the non-inflatable variety, can be real deal breakers. Spanking. DP. Facials. Girl-on-girl. We’re not saying she won’t be into it, but we are saying you should broach the subject before you invite the cable guy in for a threesome and cue the cheesy soundtrack. Ironically, females are now major consumers of porn. If your amore’s amenable, try watching some together and talking about how far you're both willing to go before you bust out the sex swing.

 

The Sloppy Eater

Those who treat the vagina like hogs at a trough rarely find themselves asked back for a return engagement. Going down? Good! Enthusiasm? Great! Slobbering, snuffling, snarfling, snorting and/or grunting? Yuck.

 

The Marathon Man

The seven-hour myth of Sting has been debunked. Not every woman is capable of multiple orgasms, nor does she necessarily want it to go on and on and on. Sometimes, it's a far better thing for you to come, than it is to attempt to make her come again—or even at all. Heresy, right? Not really. Intercourse does not have to lead to female orgasm 100 percent of the time. As long as it doesn’t become a recurring theme, it’s not the end of the world. Again, focus on the game, rather than the score, and pleasure will be achieved. (She can always get herself off later, and if you’re nice, she may even let you watch.)

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4 Massage Techniques for Better Sex

Rubbing her the right way can turn her on and lead to better sex.

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Admit it, you’ve probably given your woman more than one half-assed rubdown thinking it was all you had to do to warm her up for sex. But you can do better. “Think of massage as sex without the penetration,” says Juan Urosa, a licensed massage therapist from New York City’s acclaimed Great Jones Spa. These 4 massage tips will help turn her on so you both have better sex.

7 Tips to Buying a Sex Toy with Your Lady

If you’re still scared to hit up a sex shop (trust us, a vibrator will never replace you), ease into the process with these simple steps.

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Whether you’re married or in a new relationship, there’s always room to spice up your sex life. But often times it’s easier in theory than in practice—especially if you’re looking to bring sex toys into the mix. “Some people are afraid of offending their partners, but this fear is mostly unfounded,” says Jessica O’Reilly, Ph.D, a sexologist based in Toronto. “Research indicates that both men and women are comfortable "sharing" their partners with battery-powered devices.” So why not bring it up with your partner? Below, we’ve confronted all the awkward issues so you don’t have to. Here are seven tips for breaking the sex toy barrier.

Do You Really Like Him Or Was It The Sex? 14 Fun Facts You Should Know About Evolution And Love

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You’d like to think you’re pretty rational, right? That you’re in control of your future, isn’t that correct? Well you are, and you aren’t. There’s a reason so much of what feels really good—dating the wrong guy, sleeping with someone—are also things we know we shouldn’t do. Our genes are only concerned with one thing: being perpetuated.

Doing The Absolute Most: Weird Habits Women Have In The Bedroom

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Most guys will be comfortable directing you on how to please them in the bedroom. What they won’t do is comment on all the weird habits you have that aren’t directly related to intercourse, but that still manage to turn them off. And since men won’t tell you that it’s weird, we will. Here are 14 odd behaviors women have during sex.

Answering a text

There is a double standard here. If a man answers a text at any point during sex—the initial making out, the 4-play, mid-coitus, or within ten minutes after completion—it’s considered very offensive. The woman immediately feels that she’s just being used for sex, and doesn’t deserve any respect. But then, most women will reach for that phone if it beeps during 4-play or right after completion (rarely during actual intercourse—we’re not that cold!) and think nothing of it.

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Eight Ways Sex Makes You Beautiful

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No fancy skin cream can top the beauty boost from knockin’ boots.

 

We spend countless hours and dollars to doll ourselves up, but Mother Nature has given us women an au natural way to turn heads: S-E-X.

Sure, there’s a time and a place for perfectly applied eyeliner and not-a-strand-out-of-place hair. But really, what’s hotter than devil-may-care, mussed up bedhead and a swagger that just won’t quit? It’s time to channel your inner Brigitte Bardot, ladies!

Sex is the ultimate beauty enhancer. No product or procedure can beat getting down and dirty in making you even more gorgeous. Check out these eight reasons why.

1. Natural Makeup
Every morning, you apply makeup and by lunch, you already need a touch up! But if you spend 15 minutes a day doing the deed, your cheeks will naturally flush, your lips will have that perfect red pout and your skin will glow. Move over Sephora—sex is nature’s makeup! As YouDoc Dr. Michael Roizen, the Chief Wellness Officer at the Cleveland Clinic Roizen explains, during sex, “You get excited, and you vasodilate. [Just like] vasodilation happens in the male penis, which is swelling it with blood…well, the same thing is occurring in all your mucosal membranes [to give] you that ruddy look, that redness or that glow. It’s all the same phenomenon.” And, might we add, the sex effect lasts for hours.

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Why Penis Pictures Aren’t Pretty

Open letter to guys: Stop sending us below-the-belt shots!

Sexting (dirty talk from the safety of our cell phone) can really reach out and touch someone.

While women and men both seem to enjoy typing a little naughty back-and-forth filled with sexual fantasy, things seem to get too real for us gals when a guy flashes a camera where the sun don’t shine, and then texts the photo on over.

If you’re a star athlete like Brett Favre, a politician like the aptly named Anthony Weiner or a just a guy with a smart phone, the reaction to private parts going public has made it clear—women don’t find penis photos sexy, no matter how jaw-droppingly impressive the man or member in question might be.

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How to Have an Orgasm

Orgasm deprived? Simple steps go a long way to achieving the big O.

Margaret, who had a history of sexual abuse, thought she didn’t like sex. She had no orgasms with her husband and after they split, in a busy life raising children, working and going to school, she didn’t even bother to masturbate. She didn’t care.

Then, in her late ‘40s, she met the man who became her second husband. They had sex every day, and still do, after five years. She consistently has climaxes that transport her to “another realm,” she says. “I see a blue light.”

 

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The Surprising Secret to Hotter Sex

From youbeauty.com

It’s not contorting your body into odd-shaped positions or whipping out handcuffs (although, hey, that works, too). The best weapon in your sexual arsenal lies between your ears.

Your boss saddled you with a mind-numbing project, you forgot to pay your credit card bill and you can’t squeeze into your favorite skinny jeans. That’s a lot to think about. So it’s no surprise that when you climb into bed and your guy wants to have sex, it’s all you can think about.

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Body Shape and Attraction

From youbeauty.com

Whether you’re a pear or an apple, your body type sends evolutionary signals about how attractive you are to men.

 

You like what you like (about yourself and others), and what makes you happy is ideal. But let’s not be naïve—there are definitely objective standards of beauty. No, not the standards dictated by magazines and celebrities. We’re talking about standards set by science and evolution.

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